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Post by Noodlehead on Jul 31, 2006 4:27:07 GMT -5
I am a MASSIVE fan of Gorillaz. I love all their music and videos. I also love their funny short videos, Gorillaz Bites. After a lot of persuation from a certain miss Grey, I've decided to post the scripts of a few of them here.
For the people who aren't quite clever-like:
D: 2-D
M: Murdoc
N: Noodle
R: Russel
Fancy Dress
M: (adjusting camera) Er.. hang on, hang on, oh yeah, that's it. This is gonna look great. (runs and joins the others)
R: (looking round) Oh man, where'd you get that outfit? You can't go dressing up as a god damn Nazi! Cracker ass...
M: Why not? If it's good enough for Lenny, Cliff Richard and Leonard Limmoy, then it's good enough for me.
(D starts walking around dressed as a mummy, N watches R and M fight)
R: Well, you ain't them.
M: NEITHER ARE THEY! Who's idea was this anyway?
R: It was yours! And I would never have chosen this outfit. Hmm... maybe I would've worn... petticoats and stuff.. maybe some, diamonte shoes...
M: Well why didn't anyone tell ME it was crap!?
End
I'll post more soon! ^^
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Post by Grey on Jul 31, 2006 4:30:50 GMT -5
Lol. Yaaay! Thank you Noodlehead! Woo, they are hillarious. Whoever reads this should really try and check out the main Gorillaz website and see them too! ^-^
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Post by Noodlehead on Jul 31, 2006 6:08:23 GMT -5
The EelD: (hitting sink with a hammer) M: (enters room) For the love of sweet satan, wheres that banging... stop that banging!! D: (stops and looks round) Well I'm trying to knock it out, but I.. M: STOP IT BANGING! STOP IT BANGING! D: (cowering) I can't catch it! It's all slippery! I can't, I can't kill it! M: Can't kill it? Whadda ya mean you can't kill it? I'll show you how to kill it! (grabs eel and heads over to oven) Melt it's face! D: (clutching his head and biting his nails) No no no no no! M: Melt it's face! Melt it's face! (presses eel onto oven) R: (crashes through door) Hey, hey, where's my eel? Where's my eel? M: (looking round) He don't feel too good. He feels... 'eel'. Hah. End(by the way, Grey. i don't think you can find the bites on the official site  )
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Post by Noodlehead on Jul 31, 2006 13:44:19 GMT -5
Game of Death
N: (opens door and starts performing karate) Nagudi, Nagudi, Keri! Keri, Keri!! Jab, Jab, Jab! Dai-sho kai.
R: (clenching his fist and flexing his arm) It's time for the beat-down. I will come and bring it to you. Let's go!
N: (charges up to R and leaps up, snatching off his wig and slapping the back of his head) Ha! Wa! Ah, dooooh.... (grabs R's arms from between his legs and slams him on the floor)
R: Ohh.. ohh.. hey, that's nice.
M: (playing on a computer game with D) What the.. no no.. aww! My controllers broken!
D: (turning to M) You always say that.
M: Aw, Russel can't do rubbish!
D: (shrugging) Huh, you always say that too.
M: Best out of three.
R: Oh.. man..
End
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Post by Noodlehead on Jul 31, 2006 13:51:15 GMT -5
Gorillaz On Set
(they are all relaxing on the floating windmill island)
M: I hate making videos.
D: It could be a lot worse.
M: Really?
(bird poop falls out of nowhere and hits M smack in the eye)
D: That's supposed to be good luck, y'know.
M: (growls)
End
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Post by Grey on Jul 31, 2006 13:53:18 GMT -5
Hahhahhah, once again, thanks Noodly! Heeheehoohoo
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Post by Noodlehead on Aug 5, 2006 6:25:12 GMT -5
No probs, Grey.  Hey, our toys have arrived!(They are all sitting on the sofa, looking at small toy-versions of them, on the table opposite.) D: These action-figures are useless! (he picks up his toy-version, and shakes it) My head doesn't wobble like that! R: Yeah it does, D. Look... (he grabs D's neck and shakes him) M: Russ, Russ, do it again! Heheh.. R: (he shakes D again, this time a little harder so lots of junk fall away from him, e.g. ciggaretes, cards, dice..) N: Yay! D: (coughs, stars flying round his head) End |
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